I refuse to do anything easy. I'm writing for the smartest person out there. I'm not equating myself with the smartest person out there, but hopefully I'm writing to say you're not alone. I'm not alone. We're not alone.

Reality television is less honest than YouTube. YouTube is the real reality.

I never watched Friends, maybe because it was written by people straight out of college....The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.

If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.

Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.

I think technology is such that we can reach new heights but we need some of the basics of the pre-technological age. It's counter-productive to be able to type a hundred words a minute but not know what the words mean.