You can write something that has continuity, but it makes happy endings all the more ridiculous.
Larry GelbartThe subtle differences in language and humor that get lost in translation, for example, make it almost impossible for big companies to do something that will appeal at home and abroad.
Larry GelbartMarriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
Larry GelbartContrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.
Larry GelbartI know one thing - very few writers in Southern California get to write what they want to write. We are more or less worker ants, working for either film companies or tv companies or Internet companies. We do a lot of assigned work. Feelings hardly ever enter into it. If they do, they tend to be on a sort of soap opera level.
Larry Gelbart