If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.
Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.
Your style is formed by what you can't do.
If Hitler’s still alive, I hope he’s out of town with a musical.
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
You can write something that has continuity, but it makes happy endings all the more ridiculous.