If Hitler’s still alive, I hope he’s out of town with a musical.

The subtle differences in language and humor that get lost in translation, for example, make it almost impossible for big companies to do something that will appeal at home and abroad.

Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.

If Hitler’s still alive, I hope he’s out of town with a musical.

You can write something that has continuity, but it makes happy endings all the more ridiculous.

I never watched Friends, maybe because it was written by people straight out of college....The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

One does not have humor. It has you.