If Hitler’s still alive, I hope he’s out of town with a musical.

You can write something that has continuity, but it makes happy endings all the more ridiculous.

Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.

The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.

Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.

I'm a recovering optimist.