If Hitler’s still alive, I hope he’s out of town with a musical.

I think it makes people frustrated when they have to live their actual lives commercial free and they can't just magically wind up at the part with the happy ending.

I think the greatest imagination we can exercise is one that imagines how someone else feels. Because you know how you feel, but so often we attribute our own feelings on to someone else.

The Amazon is still burning; we just don't hear the smoke detectors anymore.

Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

I am on sort of a diet in terms of the Internet. It's the sheer quantity. It's the Niagara of opinion, of information. It's not that I have any kind of compassion fatigue. I just insist on having a life.

Most jokes state a bitter truth.