I've made a lot of mistakes. I've bonded with some people who use you, and some people that take advantage of you.

Let's not become so worried about not offending anybody that we lose the ability to distinguish between respect and paranoia.

If I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening.

One thing I have learned is, if people tell you they had a "frank" discussion with someone, it is usually code for a yelling match with clenched fists.

Someone once said, "I don't lie because then I don't have to remember anything." I've told white lies a lot. Sometimes when you tell stories you'll embellish them a little, especially with foxhole humor.

All of my life doing interviews, comedy has been my favorite thing, comedians are my favorite people.

Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves.