Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves.

I was always telling everyone, I want to be a broadcaster. They'd say, What, are you crazy? What, you're going to be Arthur Godfrey?

Let's not become so worried about not offending anybody that we lose the ability to distinguish between respect and paranoia.

Don't you think it would be better to legalize victimless crimes like drugs & prostitution & divert the resources to more important things like the rapes & assaults & things like that?

I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.

I worked on the United Parcel Service truck, I sold home delivery of milk. But always, in the back of my mind, I wanted to get into radio.

I'm having as much fun today as I did when I made $55 a week, because it is as much fun