I can have different opinions with anybody. I can still be a friend with that person.

I know I don't want to take the Lord's name in vain, and I don't want to drop any F-bombs.

People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly kid, always listened and obeyed."

I get so sick and tired of Wikipedia. People write their own crap on there.

When you're married with kids, you just think differently.

Bought a pair of boots the other day, and they was some silicone gel in there. Big red letters said, "Do not eat." Do they really need that stuff in them boots? Is there really some dude opening a pair of boots goin', "Boy, look at them boots. What the hell? I better eat that. I don't know what the hell that is."

When I was a kid down there it was always a dream to go to a Nebraska game but when you live in those small towns you hardly ever get up to one.