I can have different opinions with anybody. I can still be a friend with that person.

There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars."

There's nothing better than a Nebraska summer so I wanted to live there in the summer time and visit my family and go to as many Nebraska games as I could.

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

I have thick skin. I'm not a baby. Nothing really offends me. If there's something I think might offend me, I don't listen to it.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

I grew up on a pig farm in southeast Nebraska. When I started doing the Blue Collar Tour, I thought it was kind of funny because I faked my accent, so everybody thought I lived in an apartment somewhere. But I grew up on a pig farm.