Computer programming is really a lot like writing a recipe. If you've read a recipe, you know what the structure of a recipe is, it's got some things up at the top that are your ingredients, and below that, the directions for how to deal with those ingredients.

Well, you know, Hubbard had a bunch of people sworn to commit suicide when he died. So of course he never officially died.

I've decided I don't want to be a manager. Every time you try to be responsive to your employees, they say you're being reactive and not proactive. And when you try to be proactive, they accuse you of being capricious and arbitrary. So I don't wanna be a manager.

Computer programming is really a lot like writing a recipe. If you've read a recipe, you know what the structure of a recipe is, it's got some things up at the top that are your ingredients, and below that, the directions for how to deal with those ingredients.

Psychotics are consistently inconsistent. The essence of sanity is to be inconsistently inconsistent.

Yes, but I did manage to increase the amount of virginity in the world by that method.

Just because you're into control doesn't mean you're in control.