I suppose you could switch grammars once you've seen 'use strict subs'.

The problem with being consistent is that there are lots of ways to be consistent, and they're all inconsistent with each other.

The Harvard Law states: Under controlled conditions of light, temperature, humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.

We are so Post-Modern that we don't realize how Post-Modern we are anymore.

Would you trust the linguistic intuitions of someone who has been studying Latin or Greek for three days?

It's easy to solve the halting problem with a shotgun.

We can debug relationships, but it's always good policy to consider the people themselves to be features. People get annoyed when you try to debug them.