I think I'll side with the pissheads on this one.
Many days I don't write any code at all, and some days I spend all day writing code.
It's easy to solve the halting problem with a shotgun.
Perl is designed to give you several ways to do anything, so consider picking the most readable one.
I don't believe I've ever cuddled my elses.
It's hard to tune heavily tuned code.