It should be illegal to yell 'Y2K' in a crowded economy.

There's some entertainment value in watching people juggle nitroglycerin.

Well, coffee is my drug of choice, generally, with a little bit of Pepsi here and there, if I need more sugar. But yeah, if I could do intravenous coffee, I would. But I guess that's pretty standard.

While I have historically been a late worker, you know, sometimes I even like to get up early and see what's happened in the few hours of the night and then I often take a nap in the middle of the day just to sort of make up for stretching my day out.

"Lurking" is one metaphor that the Omniscience has allowed us to borrow.

And besides, if Perl really takes off in the Windows space, I think the rest of us would just as soon have a double-agent within ActiveState.

All language designers are arrogant. Goes with the territory.