Well, coffee is my drug of choice, generally, with a little bit of Pepsi here and there, if I need more sugar. But yeah, if I could do intravenous coffee, I would. But I guess that's pretty standard.

I was raised a musician and I played classic music, violin, in orchestras and music comedy theaters, I have music running around in my head all the time, and if I hear music that's too interesting, I have to pay attention to it.

It's easier to make up sayings people like to hear than sayings they like to heed.

For the sake of argument I'll ignore all your fighting words.

For me, writing is a love-hate relationship.

There ain't nothin' in this world that's worth being a snot over.

Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.