Well, coffee is my drug of choice, generally, with a little bit of Pepsi here and there, if I need more sugar. But yeah, if I could do intravenous coffee, I would. But I guess that's pretty standard.

Somebody out there is going to do something that's far more surprising than anything that I would do. I was surprised by the whole web thing in the first place.

Maybe we should take a clue from FTP and put in an option like 'print hash marks on every 1024 iterations'.

I want people to use Perl. I want to be a positive ingredient of the world and make my American history. So, whatever it takes to give away my software and get it used, that's great.

Accidental stacks considered harmful.

Over the long term, symbiosis is more useful than parasitism. More fun, too. Ask any mitochondria.

And I don't like doing silly things (except on purpose).