Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris.

I am not a sort of person who wants to run a company.

This does not mean that some of us should not want, in a rather dispassionate sort of way, to put a bullet through csh's head.

Think of prototypes as a funny markup language--the interpretation is left up to the rendering engine.

We can debug relationships, but it's always good policy to consider the people themselves to be features. People get annoyed when you try to debug them.

Accidental stacks considered harmful.

For the sake of argument I'll ignore all your fighting words.