Must be a different Larry Wall. There are at least 137 of us in the U.S.
Reserve your abuse for your true friends.
It's certainly easy to calculate the average attendance for Perl conferences.
There ain't nothin' in this world that's worth being a snot over.
If you're a large corporation, you can afford to pay the money to register patents, but if you're an individual like me, you can't.
Well, coffee is my drug of choice, generally, with a little bit of Pepsi here and there, if I need more sugar. But yeah, if I could do intravenous coffee, I would. But I guess that's pretty standard.