The problem with using C++ ... is that there's already a strong tendency in the language to require you to know everything before you can do anything.

While I have historically been a late worker, you know, sometimes I even like to get up early and see what's happened in the few hours of the night and then I often take a nap in the middle of the day just to sort of make up for stretching my day out.

It is my job in life to travel all roads, so that some may take the road less travelled, and others the road more travelled, and all have a pleasant day.

Well, you know, Hubbard had a bunch of people sworn to commit suicide when he died. So of course he never officially died.

Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.

Perl is designed to give you several ways to do anything, so consider picking the most readable one.

Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris.