Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.

[Perl] gives you the STDERR filehandle so that your program can make snide comments off to the side while it transforms (or attempts to transform) your input into your output.

The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma.

Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs.

To be a good artist, you have to serve the work of art and allow it to be what it is supposed to be.

But you have to allow a little for the desire to evangelize when you think you have good news.

"Lurking" is one metaphor that the Omniscience has allowed us to borrow.