Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.

Hubris itself will not let you be an artist.

Perl is designed to give you several ways to do anything, so consider picking the most readable one.

I think operating systems work best if they're free and open. Particular applications are more likely to be proprietary.

I'd make people say 'use Fork;' if I thought I could get away with it.

If you're a large corporation, you can afford to pay the money to register patents, but if you're an individual like me, you can't.

So please don't think I have a 'down' on the MVS people. I'm just pulling off their arms to beat other people over the head with.