This job of playing God is a little too big for me. Nevertheless, someone has to do it, so I'll try my best to fake it.

The computer should be doing the hard work. That's what it's paid to do, after all.

It should be illegal to yell 'Y2K' in a crowded economy.

You know, I've got my hands in 30 or 40 different pots simultaneously and so I have a little bit of all of that where I work.

I've decided I don't want to be a manager. Every time you try to be responsive to your employees, they say you're being reactive and not proactive. And when you try to be proactive, they accuse you of being capricious and arbitrary. So I don't wanna be a manager.

If any ideology is so serious that you can't have fun while you're doing it, it's probably too serious.

And besides, if Perl really takes off in the Windows space, I think the rest of us would just as soon have a double-agent within ActiveState.