It's easy to solve the halting problem with a shotgun.

And I don't like doing silly things (except on purpose).

If you're a large corporation, you can afford to pay the money to register patents, but if you're an individual like me, you can't.

Must be a different Larry Wall. There are at least 137 of us in the U.S.

I've decided I don't want to be a manager. Every time you try to be responsive to your employees, they say you're being reactive and not proactive. And when you try to be proactive, they accuse you of being capricious and arbitrary. So I don't wanna be a manager.

Even the White House has a press agent.

Computer languages differ not so much in what they make possible, but in what they make easy.