I wouldn't ever write the full sentence myself, but then, I never use goto either.

As pointed out in a followup, Real Perl Programmers prefer things to be visually distinct.

It is my job in life to travel all roads, so that some may take the road less travelled, and others the road more travelled, and all have a pleasant day.

The random quantum fluctuations of my brain are historical accidents that happen to have decided that the concepts of dynamic scoping and lexical scoping are orthogonal and should remain that way.

I still drive my 1977 Honda Accord. The paint is almost all worn off. It's still running.

The whole history of computers is rampant with cheerleading at best and bigotry at worst.

Historically speaking, the presence of wheels in Unix has never precluded their reinvention.