We can debug relationships, but it's always good policy to consider the people themselves to be features. People get annoyed when you try to debug them.

The only reason [not to use] perl is that some sysadmins don't allow software that they didn't pay for. By all means, let them send me money if it makes them feel better.

But you have to allow a little for the desire to evangelize when you think you have good news.

I take time to watch anime. I don't know whether I'm allowed to, but I do it anyway.

Being famous has its benefits, but fame isn't one of them.

I'm never satisfied because I've been always interested in too many things and I always want to do everything at once.

It is my job in life to travel all roads, so that some may take the road less travelled, and others the road more travelled, and all have a pleasant day.