We can debug relationships, but it's always good policy to consider the people themselves to be features. People get annoyed when you try to debug them.

Some of modern engineering is necessary to good art. But I think of myself is a cultural artist.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off till the day after tomorrow. Like a variant of the song, Tomorrow, only it's more of the idea, the Mexican idea of mañana, you know, [singing] mañana, mañana, I love you, mañana, you're always a day away.

It's hard to tune heavily tuned code.

Odd that we think definitions are definitive.

Well, coffee is my drug of choice, generally, with a little bit of Pepsi here and there, if I need more sugar. But yeah, if I could do intravenous coffee, I would. But I guess that's pretty standard.

And besides, if Perl really takes off in the Windows space, I think the rest of us would just as soon have a double-agent within ActiveState.