We can debug relationships, but it's always good policy to consider the people themselves to be features. People get annoyed when you try to debug them.

Would you trust the linguistic intuitions of someone who has been studying Latin or Greek for three days?

A lazy person will try to always find some way to do something; they'll always be looking for ways of doing something faster, more efficiently, and if you really want to control the world, that's a really sort of hubristic notion - excessive pride, the thing that Zeus zaps you for having.

You want it in one line? Does it have to fit in 80 columns?

Perl doesn't have an infatuation with enforced privacy. It would prefer that you stayed out of its living room because you weren't invited, not because it has a shotgun

Perhaps you should compile your Perl with long doubles one of these megaseconds.

We're really serious about reinventing everything that needs reinventing.