We can debug relationships, but it's always good policy to consider the people themselves to be features. People get annoyed when you try to debug them.

The trouble with being quoted a lot is that it makes other people think you're quoting yourself when in fact you're merely repeating yourself.

Well, coffee is my drug of choice, generally, with a little bit of Pepsi here and there, if I need more sugar. But yeah, if I could do intravenous coffee, I would. But I guess that's pretty standard.

Take Lisp, you know its the most beautiful language in the world -- at least up until Haskell came along.

I don't believe I've ever cuddled my elses.

If someone stinks, view it as a reason to help them, not a reason to avoid them.

We can debug relationships, but it's always good policy to consider the people themselves to be features. People get annoyed when you try to debug them.