I think it's a new feature. Don't tell anyone it was an accident.

I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid.

I'm a great believer in visual distinctions.

The only reason [not to use] perl is that some sysadmins don't allow software that they didn't pay for. By all means, let them send me money if it makes them feel better.

Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.

The whole history of computers is rampant with cheerleading at best and bigotry at worst.

Some of modern engineering is necessary to good art. But I think of myself is a cultural artist.