If any ideology is so serious that you can't have fun while you're doing it, it's probably too serious.

Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.

Wow, I'm being shot at from both sides. That means I *must* be right.

The camel has evolved to be relatively self-sufficient. On the other hand, the camel has not evolved to smell good. Neither has Perl.

The trouble with being quoted a lot is that it makes other people think you're quoting yourself when in fact you're merely repeating yourself.

The problem with using C++ ... is that there's already a strong tendency in the language to require you to know everything before you can do anything.

For the sake of argument I'll ignore all your fighting words.