Well, you know, Hubbard had a bunch of people sworn to commit suicide when he died. So of course he never officially died.
Programmers can be lazy.
It's certainly easy to calculate the average attendance for Perl conferences.
A Perl program is correct if it gets the job done before your boss fires you.
Yes, but I did manage to increase the amount of virginity in the world by that method.
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