I don't believe I've ever cuddled my elses.

For the sake of argument I'll ignore all your fighting words.

The world has become a larger place. The universe has been expanding, and Perl's been expanding along with the universe.

We all agree on the necessity of compromise. We just can't agree on when it's necessary to compromise.

Down that path lies madness. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with melting snowballs.

Just don't create a file called '-rf.'

Perl doesn't have an infatuation with enforced privacy. It would prefer that you stayed out of its living room because you weren't invited, not because it has a shotgun