Let's say the docs present a simplified view of reality.
Hubris itself will not let you be an artist.
Information doesn't want to be free. Information wants to be valuable.
We are so Post-Modern that we don't realize how Post-Modern we are anymore.
Post-Modernism was a reaction against Modernism. It came quite early to music and literature, and a little later to architecture. And I think it's still coming to computer science.
Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.