A journey of a thousand miles continues with the second step.

Programmers can be lazy.

The whole history of computers is rampant with cheerleading at best and bigotry at worst.

While I have historically been a late worker, you know, sometimes I even like to get up early and see what's happened in the few hours of the night and then I often take a nap in the middle of the day just to sort of make up for stretching my day out.

Perl is designed to give you several ways to do anything, so consider picking the most readable one.

Many days I don't write any code at all, and some days I spend all day writing code.

Wow, I'm being shot at from both sides. That means I *must* be right.