True greatness is measured by how much freedom you give to others, not by how much you can coerce others to do what you want.

Guilty as charged. Perl is happily ugly, and happily derivative.

You know, I've got my hands in 30 or 40 different pots simultaneously and so I have a little bit of all of that where I work.

A lazy person will try to always find some way to do something; they'll always be looking for ways of doing something faster, more efficiently, and if you really want to control the world, that's a really sort of hubristic notion - excessive pride, the thing that Zeus zaps you for having.

Many days I don't write any code at all, and some days I spend all day writing code.

Yes, but I did manage to increase the amount of virginity in the world by that method.

Reserve your abuse for your true friends.