True greatness is measured by how much freedom you give to others, not by how much you can coerce others to do what you want.

You need to go and find someone to teach you the rudiments of irrational discourse.

I want people to use Perl. I want to be a positive ingredient of the world and make my American history. So, whatever it takes to give away my software and get it used, that's great.

You want it in one line? Does it have to fit in 80 columns?

I am not a sort of person who wants to run a company.

You can't have filenames longer than 14 chars. You can't even think about them!

It is my job in life to travel all roads, so that some may take the road less travelled, and others the road more travelled, and all have a pleasant day.