It should be illegal to yell 'Y2K' in a crowded economy.
The world has become a larger place. The universe has been expanding, and Perl's been expanding along with the universe.
It's easy to solve the halting problem with a shotgun.
It's there as a sop to former Ada programmers.
Wow, I'm being shot at from both sides. That means I *must* be right.
Being famous has its benefits, but fame isn't one of them.