There is, however, a strange, musty smell in the air that reminds me of something...hmm...yes...I've got it...there's a VMS nearby, or I'm a Blit.

I don't believe I've ever cuddled my elses.

For me, writing is a love-hate relationship.

It is easier to port a shell than a shell script.

Accidental stacks considered harmful.

Maybe we should take a clue from FTP and put in an option like 'print hash marks on every 1024 iterations'.

Hubris itself will not let you be an artist.