The only reason [not to use] perl is that some sysadmins don't allow software that they didn't pay for. By all means, let them send me money if it makes them feel better.

I suppose you could switch grammars once you've seen 'use strict subs'.

Information doesn't want to be free. Information wants to be valuable.

Save it for my unauthorized autobiography.

You need to go and find someone to teach you the rudiments of irrational discourse.

I think I'll side with the pissheads on this one.

For the sake of argument I'll ignore all your fighting words.