The only reason [not to use] perl is that some sysadmins don't allow software that they didn't pay for. By all means, let them send me money if it makes them feel better.

Obviously I was either onto something, or on something.

Perl was designed to work more like a natural language. It's a little more complicated but there are more shortcuts, and once you learned the language, it's more expressive.

It's appositival, if it's there. And it doesn't have to be there. And it's really obvious that it's there when it's there.

Being famous has its benefits, but fame isn't one of them.

Odd that we think definitions are definitive.

While I have historically been a late worker, you know, sometimes I even like to get up early and see what's happened in the few hours of the night and then I often take a nap in the middle of the day just to sort of make up for stretching my day out.