The only reason [not to use] perl is that some sysadmins don't allow software that they didn't pay for. By all means, let them send me money if it makes them feel better.

The whole history of computers is rampant with cheerleading at best and bigotry at worst.

Laziness is a programmers main virtue.

If someone stinks, view it as a reason to help them, not a reason to avoid them.

There's a saying in the software design industry: "Good. Fast. Cheap. Pick two."

A good messenger expects to get shot.

Call me bored, but don't call me boring.