The only reason [not to use] perl is that some sysadmins don't allow software that they didn't pay for. By all means, let them send me money if it makes them feel better.

True greatness is measured by how much freedom you give to others, not by how much you can coerce others to do what you want.

Must be a different Larry Wall. There are at least 137 of us in the U.S.

We can debug relationships, but it's always good policy to consider the people themselves to be features. People get annoyed when you try to debug them.

Call me bored, but don't call me boring.

It's easy to solve the halting problem with a shotgun.

Somebody out there is going to do something that's far more surprising than anything that I would do. I was surprised by the whole web thing in the first place.