Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.
Laura KightlingerI slept with my mother until I was nine years old. It was OK for the first few years, and then I don't know what happened. I just couldn't do it anymore. I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!
Laura KightlingerI'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?'
Laura KightlingerI love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
Laura KightlingerI used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
Laura KightlingerIt's a big deal about whether or not gays can march in the St. Patrick's Day Parade and I have to say that on some level I kind of see their point. Because when you think about it, it is a real macho heterosexual event. Bunch of guys in short skirts on a cart made of rose pedals sharing a bag pipe. That's not for sissies.
Laura Kightlinger