I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.

Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.

Anything can happen with a razor.

The thing that amazes me about getting fired is that nobody ever has anything insightful to say about it. They always say the same thing. They always say, 'Everything happens for a reason.' As lame as that sounds, I guess it’s better to hear it out loud. Because when you hear it in your own head, it sounds like, 'Anything can happen with a razor.

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.