I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

Anything can happen with a razor.

I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.

We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.