I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
Laura KightlingerI used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
Laura KightlingerI want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.
Laura Kightlinger