I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

Anything can happen with a razor.

I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.

I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.