Sometimes love makes you selfish. Sometimes it makes you stupid. Sometimes it reminds you why you love your gun.

The rule is that if they have a weapon and want to take you someplace else, it is so they can kill you slower--Peter

Women may get to wear lots of pretty colors, but men get the comfortable shoes. Anita Blake Vampire Hunter

I think like a detective.

But if anything will turn me off, it's a very practiced approach, as if the man has done it a thousand times before, to a lot of different women. Which always seems to imply that I am no different from all the rest. Not flattering.

Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.

I am sincere, ma petite, even when I lie.