When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it.

Lead, follow or get of the way