Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

If the outcome is good, what's the difference between motives that sound good and good, sound motives?

Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver.

Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.