Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form

Every man serves a useful purpose: a miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

Poetry is that which is lost in translation.

Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form