Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form

Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.

Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.

Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade.

A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.

They lead only as the carved wooden figurehead leads the ship.