If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level.

Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't.

In most hierarchies, supercompetence is more objectionable than incompetence.

The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world

The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep.

I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.

Poetry is that which is lost in translation.