If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level.

In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

The machinery of government is a vast series of interlocking hierarchies riddled through and through with incompetence.

May your happiest days of the past be your saddest days of your future.

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.