If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.

If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.

Give a child enough rope and he will trip you up.

Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.