When I want your opinion I'll give it to you.

There are some men who in a fifty-fifty proposition insist on getting the hyphen too.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes.

If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level.

Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.

A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.