An optimist is one who makes the best of it when he gets the worst of it.

Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.

Prejudice is one of the world's greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts.

A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.

When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on, that's life.

Ignorance is the mother of research.

Poetry is that which is lost in translation.