An optimist is one who makes the best of it when he gets the worst of it.

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.

Fools rush in where wise men fear to trade.

I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

May your happiest days of the past be your saddest days of your future.