As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

Before publishers' blurbs were invented, authors had to make their reputations by writing.

Competition in academia is so vicious because the stakes are so small.

do it now. There may be a law against it tomorrow.