Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Poetry is that which is lost in translation.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
The surest sign that you haven't any sense is to argue with one who hasn't.