A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it.
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
If we lacked imagination enough to foresee something better, life would indeed be a tragedy.
When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for.