There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us
A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.
Ignorance is the mother of research.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.
Home is where the college student home for the holidays isn't.