Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.

Competition in academia is so vicious because the stakes are so small.

Scientists are still trying to produce life in the laboratory, but it shouldn't be difficult if the laboratory assistant is pretty and willing.

Many an optimist has become rich simply by buying out a pessimist.

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.

We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.