The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
My problem is I say what I'm thinking before I think what I'm saying.
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.
A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.