Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.

There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us

There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.

There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women.

. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.