Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought
If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.
An optimist is one who makes the best of it when he gets the worst of it.
A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.