A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.
Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver.
Competition in academia is so vicious because the stakes are so small.
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.
There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one.