There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.

Peter's Principle: In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetence.

The machinery of government is a vast series of interlocking hierarchies riddled through and through with incompetence.

. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.

A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.