Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
As the farmer said, "I'm not greedy, all I want is the land next to mine.
Prejudice is one of the world's greatest labor-saving devices; it enables you to form an opinion without having to dig up the facts.