Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us
Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
Many an optimist has become rich simply by buying out a pessimist.
The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.