We are members of a strange species that devotes its energies to climbing the ladder of success in order to make money to buy things we don't like.
Middle age is when you stop criticizing the older generation and start criticizing the younger one.
Middle age is when the best exercise is one of discretion.
As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't.
Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.