Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.
A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of every paper before he destroys it.
Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.
Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.