You could generally inform a real close friend: when you have manufactured a idiot of on your own he does not truly feel you've finished a long lasting job.

When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

You don't need to take a persons advice to make him feel good, just ask him for it.

Ignorance is the mother of research.

It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.

There are some men who in a fifty-fifty proposition insist on getting the hyphen too.