If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.
Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.
Competition in academia is so vicious because the stakes are so small.
A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
You shouldn't punish others for your own choices.