Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.
In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.
It usually takes two people to make one of them angry.
Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.
When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.