He laughs best whose laugh lasts.
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.
There are some men who in a fifty-fifty proposition insist on getting the hyphen too.