You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes.

There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

The surest sign that you haven't any sense is to argue with one who hasn't.