Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.

Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.

Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions-everyone but a school bus driver.

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women.

We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.

The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.