Egypt: Where the Israelites would still be if Moses had been a bureaucrat.

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.

No committee could ever come up with anything as revolutionary as a camel - anything as practical and as perfectly designed to perform effectively under such difficult conditions.

America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.