If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.
Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
When a person puts his best foot forward and gets it stepped on, that's life.
It usually takes two people to make one of them angry.