A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.
In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.
A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
The surest sign that you haven't any sense is to argue with one who hasn't.
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.