Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.

Most hierarchies are nowadays so cumbered with rules and traditions, and so bound in by public laws, that even high employees do not have to lead anyone anywhere, in the sense of pointing out the direction and setting the pace. They simply follow precedents, obey regulations, and move at the head of the crowd. Such employees lead only in the sense that the curved wooden figurehead leads the ship .

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.

Don't knock the rich. When did a poor person give you a job?

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.