Every man serves a useful purpose: a miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed king can still goof up.
There are two sorts of losers - the good loser, and the one who can't act.
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.