Reality is for people who can't face drugs.
Only mediocrities rise to the top in a system that won't tolerate wave making.
Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.
When you see yourself quoted in print and you’re sorry you said it, it suddenly becomes a misquotation.
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?