A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.
The surest sign that you haven't any sense is to argue with one who hasn't.
Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.
In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.